My "True" Resume (a work in progress)
I already have my Walter Mitty resume but this is different. This is me, tooting my own horn, without the pomp and frills that consumes the common resume.
Iāve found that Iām well suited for carrying heavy things over long distances. Be they physical or emotional in nature.
When dining with another person, Iām excellent at match their pace so our meals are finished at the same time, seemingly naturally.
I pride myself on making one trip. Groceries, laundry, doesn't matter.
I've purposely never dabbed nor used a fidget spinner. Somehow I feel those two go together.
I'm really good at holding my bladder.
Iām great at using my windshield wipers at an appropriate speed. Never too fast, never too infrequent. And Iām quite proud of the intentionality behind my high beam usage at night.
While I enjoy helping those around me, I stick to my New England resolve when it comes to my own needs.
I always put my shopping cart back in the corral and can often be seen putting othersā back as well.
Please note that Iāll be updating this resume now and then. It just takes time to realize whatās a skill I have that others may not. If youāre interested in the updates, keep an eye on this page.