You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.
— Plato

Hey there, my name is Mike, but I'm sure you know that by now. What do I do? Well, I’m currently trying to figure that out.

To really understand me, we should probably spend some time together. I'm only about 2 hours from DC and 3 from New York but if we can't meet in person, you can get a feel for my tastes/style by checking out my Tumblr feed or looking over my Walter Mitty Resume.

You can also connect with me on social media with my usual haunts being TwitterInstagram, and LinkedIn. Or even just send a good ol' fashioned email directly to